Okay, so this has nothing to do with chainmaile, but I wanted to share.
This also gives me the added bonus of an on-line record in case I ever lose the original my mom wrote out!
A bit of an explanation, though. Brian LOVES cookies, specifically chocolate chip. He doesn’t have birthday cake on his birthday, and hasn’t for the vast majority of his life. He gets a giant chocolate chip sheet cookie with frosting on it. His birthday gift from my mother before we were even engaged was a glass cookie jar with the words “Brian’s Cookies” sandblasted on it in his favorite Celtic font. It was, of course, filled to the brim with chocolate chip cookies.
Being a lover of these wonderful treats, Brian has of course developed a very fine taste for them, and has conceded that my maternal grandmother’s (and possibly great-grandmother’s) recipie is the best ever! He might be biased, but I’m tempted to agree.
It’s really similar to most other recipies, but from what I can tell it’s how and when everything is mixed that makes the outcome so different. My scientist friends agree that it’s the order of operations that can make or break a lot of things, so that could be what’s happening. I did once make a batch without following the mixing instructions exactly, and the cookies were edible, but nothing different than what you’d get from a box or a bag. And here I thought I was being all smart and saving prep time by tossing everything in the bowl and stirring. So follow the instructions exactly, and you will get extra-yummy cookies every time!
Brian’s Favorite Chocolate Chip Cookies
Equipment
A spoon, a large bowl for mixing, measuring cups & spoons, cookie sheet, a spatula, newspaper or paper towels for cooling (Not racks! The cookies will sag through!)
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees
Take:
1 cup shortening
3/4 cup sugar
- Cream these together in your bowl
Add:
3/4 cup brown sugar (packed)
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 teaspoon water
2 eggs
- Mix all these together
Add:
2 1/4 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
- Mix together; viola, you have cookie dough!
Add:
Chocolate Chips! Semi-sweet or milk; your choice. We prefer semi-sweet because these things are rich and make your teeth hurt when you use milk chocolate chips.
I like to use a whole small bag of chips (I think it’s like 12 oz or something) and my mom uses a half of a large bag of chips. Go with whatever you prefer.
Baking
Put small chunks of your cookie dough on your cookie sheet – I like to keep them to roughly tablespoon size, and there’s no need to grease the pan, trust me. Slide your loaded sheet into the oven and let them cook for around 7 minutes, but check after 5. This is where the instructions get a bit nebulous because it really depends on your oven. When you see the bottom edges getting a bit brown, take out your cookie sheet and spatula the cookies immediately onto whatever you’re cooling them on. If you don’t do this the bottoms will burn, and that’s no fun.
And here’s a secret – Set your sheet aside and let it cool until it’s warm/cool to the touch (ie – you CAN touch it) before you add any more dough on there. If you use an aluminum one it won’t take long. I’ve found that immediately putting dough on the sheet means that the next sheet will have the bottoms burnt, no matter how carefully I watch it. So let your cookie sheet cool before adding any more on it.
You cookies may look a bit underdone and be kind of squishy when they come out, but don’t worry – They’re fine so long as the bottom edges are brown.
Now just wait a few minutes for them to cool and solidify, and then enjoy your yummy cookies! ^_^
*Odd Note – The uncooked dough honestly doesn’t taste that great, but the finished cookies are awesome.
Tell me if you tried these and liked them!